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28 Art Jokes & Puns
- What do you call a painting done by a cat? A paw-trait.
- Why did the artist go to jail? She was framed.
- What’s an artist’s favorite type of dog? A doodle.
- How does an artist protect their home? They canvas the area.
- What’s Salvador Dali’s favorite food? A bowl of breakfast surreal.
- Why was the artist diagnosed with amnesia? He kept drawing a blank.
- Where do vampires get their art supplies from? Pencil-vania.
- What do you call the craft of writing parking tickets? Fine arts.
- Why do artists like to wake up early? To kick-art their day.
- What did the artist say to their friend who was upset? Easel up!
- Which farm animal was also a famous painter? Vincent Van Goat.
- Why can’t you always trust an artist? They’re a little sketchy.
- What’s an artist’s favorite swimming technique? The brushstroke.
- Where does a cow display his paintings? In a moo-seum.
- What do you call a mislabeled color? A false ac-hue-sation.
- Why are cowboys good artists? They’re quick on the draw.
- What do you tell an artist running a marathon? You’re almost there, you’re in the home sketch!
- Did you hear the name of the latest artist autobiography? It’s called “A Clay in the Life.”
- Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn’t have an ear for music.
- What makes artists good storytellers? They draw on experience.
- How can you tell if someone is a good artist? They really know how to draw a crowd.
- What’s the earth without art? Eh.
- Why did the artist take things too far? He didn’t know where to draw the line.
- How does an artist show empathy? They watch their tone.
- What did the potter say to the kiln? You’re fired!
- Why did the artist go to the doctors? He wanted his blood drawn.
- How does an artist get in the mood to create? They turn up the mosaic.
- What do you call two colors who always praise each other? Complimentary colors.
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